if you can't stand the heat...

By Challi

Let me just start this little rant by saying this, and even if you don't let me I'm going to do it anyway, you can't stop me:

Jamie Oliver is an crap chef who clearly doesn't know what he's doing at all and touches and eats way too much of what he's supposed to be preparing. He is also disorganised and annoying. If he was ever on Iron Chef, Hiroyuki Sakai would pwn him to the ground in a metaphor that is not to be taken literally. To clarify...








Now Jamie's Kitchen Australia is equally as stupid as the idiot it is named after, if not less. Why? Jamie Oliver is trying to make a restaurant that is supposed to be able to compete with the other top restaurants in Melbourne. You'd think that in order to do that he'd want to hire some competent people who have completed some form of education and know at least something about cooking, right? Wrong. Jamie Oliver had specifically ordered his selection team to choose a bunch of former druggies, criminals and some clinically depressed people and shun the intellectuals and uni graduates away.

and in the upcoming episode, we'll apparently learn that there are going to be some troubles and conflicts. Of course there is going to be some fucking problems, you hired druggies and ex-cons to take care of your restaurant! It's not exactly going to be a walk in the park. I know Jamie Oliver is trying to give these lowlives a "second chance" but this is a place of business, not the fucking Salvos! Half of them will abandon the restaurant and go back to hooker duties and the druggies will probably have a case of the munchies and eat half the food they're supposed to be preparing, kind of like what Jamie does. The whole restaurant will be a wreck but Jamie will be out of the country long before that happens, because he's just that kind of douche.

Probably shouldn't of opened the restaurant in Melbourne either, that's a bad way to get the windows broken.

and another thing, Jamie Oliver is hiring people with lower or similar competency to him and got rid of the intellectuals. Maoism much?

To clarify...







Now you political geeks can argue with me all you like about what it means to be a Maoist or what Mao Tse Tung did, and then you'd be bewildered as how I could make such a stupid comparison, but I think we can all agree that Jamie Oliver is a nutface.

and if Jamie Oliver really did try to kill everyone smarter than him, there goes the Southern Hemisphere.

Don't worry, I'm sure Patrick will come up with a more meaningful post when he comes around

So bye for now
-C