By PJK
Dear the United Nations,
Grave news: my countrymen are planning to harness nuclear energy — supposedly for electricity, but how can we be sure? For the sake of consistency and for the safety of the Free World™, I call for immediate sanctions against Australia. This is a real threat to the stability of the region and there can be no delay. I know how effective the UN has been in past emergencies and I’m sure you’ll come through for us again.
Yours in good faith,
Patrick Keeley — Citizen of the World
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9 comments:
OMG satire!
z0mg your not a citizen of the world, you are "an illegal" which is what some people refer to refugees or asylum seekers.... bam!
It's true, I am an illegal. I was smuggled to Earth by aliens on a... leaky spaceship. I am such a queue-jumper. ;)
On an unrelated note: lol @ US election results.
:D
"lol @ US election results"
It was quite a circus and I'm glad it's over.
you don't post as often anymore...
yeah sorry about that.
We have exams coming up. Alors, c'est pour ça.
yeah I'm going to use that excuse too!
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